TDA “Rest” Day 3 – Victoria Falls

So, today wasn’t so relaxing a rest day. I dumped so much adrenaline into my body I ache all over. But, DAMN, was it a fun day! I started the day with a yawn inducing 425m zip line that was 120m above the Zambezi River. Quite tame, but one has to start somewhere. Then it was on to what I thought was the main event, the bungee jump off the bridge. Turns out it’s not the most exciting event, but I’ll get to that in a minute. After having two towels wrapped around each leg and then fastened to the end of the bungee line I hopped over to the edge of the platform. I was remarkably calm up to that point.

“So two towels and some nylon rope? Ya, this is a good idea…”

Then came the countdown, five, four, three, two, one, JUMP! And, jump I did! That’s when my brain woke up and said to me, “what the HELL are you doing?!?!” The next few seconds were brown trouser time, as the ground and river raced up at me at ludicrous speed. Once the bungee started to decelerate me, my brain settled down and started functioning normally again.

Hindbrain says “What the @$&#%!?!”

Bouncing up and down a few more times upside down was amazing. The horizon, bridge, river and rock face all swirled and flipped around in front of me. Finally things settled down and I hung suspended upside down about 50m above the river. At that point they lower a guy down to you, to flip you right side up and winch you back up to the bridge. What a rush it was! I was vibrating with excitement and adrenaline and I still had one more activity to do, the bridge swing.

Ya, this is a much better idea…

As I mentioned earlier, I thought the bungee was the main event, but it turns out that the swing was actually more exciting. You jump from the same place as the bungee, but you’re going feet first, and you get a lot closer to the water before decelerating and swinging down and away from the bridge. It gives your brain even longer to go “oh crap, the ground is going to get me this time”.  After I was finished, I was buzzing with so much energy, I felt like sprinting around like an overexcited dog running in circles. By the way, if you look closely, I’m wearing my Charles Darwin shirt…Darwin Award, here I come!

I know this is supposed to be a bicycle tour of Africa, but bungee jumping has long been on my bucket list of things I’ve really wanted to do, and Victoria Falls is one of the best venues in the world to do it. I wasn’t going to pass up this opportunity. And if your not an adrenaline junky, the falls themselves are spectacular. I went to both the Zambia side, and Zimbabwe side and are both well worth the price of admission. 

Tomorrow we get back on the bikes and say goodbye to Zambia and cycle into Botswana. 

TDA Rest Day 2 – Victoria Falls

The start to the day wasn’t encouraging. Although it wasn’t raining, thick grey clouds loomed overhead threatening to make us wet at any second. After a leisurely breakfast I decided to read for a bit and wait for the weather to make up its mind. I also went and spoke with the tour operators about the “Big Air” package. For the tidy sum of $210 USD you can bungee jump, swing and zip line over the river. By noon, the weather was still humming and hawing about what it wanted to do, so I decided to investigate the falls on the Zambia side of the border with a few other riders. We were told they were not as good as on the Zimbabwe side, so I didn’t expect much. As we were departing on our bikes (it was a 10km ride to the bridge) it started spitting rain. Not encouraging. Regardless we pushed on, and by the time we arrived at the falls the sun had come out! Entering the park, you could hear the roar of the falls quite a distance away. It was a short half a kilometre hike to the bottom of the falls and only a few hundred meters to the lip.

The Queen would be proud

Wow was I impressed. The falls were magnificent even from the “bad” side. We quickly learned why the falls can be less impressive on the Zambia side. During the dry season the volume of water passing over the falls is 1/50th what it is during the rainy season. When the water is low, the Zambian side essentially turns into a dry cliff face and all the water flows to the Zimbabwe side. Lucky for us we are just at the tail of the rainy season so the water levels were quite high (I’m sure the twelve hours of constant rain yesterday helped a lot too!). So what I thought was just going to be a dull excursion to the edge of the falls turned into a wonderful visit that took several hours. 

Orange you glad I posted this pic?

Tomorrow I’m heading back to the falls to visit the Zimbabwe side and jump off the bridge! I’ve got my tickets booked!

TDA Rest Day 1 – Victoria Falls

Well, today was officially a wash out, both literally and figuratively. All of our best laid plans had to be scrapped due to rain. The precipitation started around 6am and didn’t let up until almost 6pm. At times it was raining hard enough to create small streams through our campsite (and some unlucky peoples tents). Despite not being able to do any of our planned activities, I consider myself lucky…I could have been riding. My tent placement turned out to be be perfect, having chosen a shady spot on high ground. Normally priority has been given to shade, since we’ve managed to miss most of the rain, but now it seems the “rainy season” has finally arrived. Three out of four days with considerable amounts of rain seems to be the start of a trend. It’s time to prioritize high ground over shade. Hopefully the weather will be nicer tomorrow so I can do something other than read in my tent. I’d like to go jump off a perfectly good bridge! 

TDA Stage 64 – Sunrise, Sunset

Today was our last full day of riding in Zambia, and it started with a spectacular sunrise. I know I’ve posted a zillion sunrises and sunsets over the course of the last three months, but in the world I live in, I rarely see them or they are very bland. Every country we’ve passed through on this journey has presented us with countless days of stunning sunrises and sunsets.

TDA poster?

The brilliant morning sun brought us to Livingstone, “The Tourist Capital of Zambia”, according to one of the road signs on the way in.  The 151km just flew by, partly because the majority of the ride was flat or downhill, and partly because everyone was pushing hard to get to our big three day rest. I was at “lunch” by 9:15am and finished the ride just after noon.

Zambezi, pleasey?

We are camped at the Zambezi Waterfront Resort. It a very nice place right on the river. The falls are less than ten kilometres away.  Tomorrow is going to be an exciting day. I plan on joining a group of cyclists going for some “adrenaline rides”. Bungee jumping, River swing and Zip line. All from the bridge that crosses the river! I can’t wait! 

Last sunset photo…I promise…for the day…

TDA Stage 63 – Wet and Less Wild

Today was basically a carbon copy of yesterday, excluding the dramatic sideways rain that gushed from the sky. The rain from the night before had mostly dried up overnight. Only the inside front of my tent fly was still damp, so packing up camp wasn’t a problem. The clouds from the previous evening still lingered in the sky, but they were non threatening and just mercifully blocked out the sun. The wind was dead calm and the temperature nice and cool for a long day of cycling. 181km. A new personal best.

Dark clouds ahead!

Just after lunch (lunch for us is usually between 9:30-10:30am) the cloud cover started breaking up and organizing itself into more ominous and foreboding clouds. The sun popped in and out as if to say “sorry, I left my keys on the dining room table, I’ll be back for breakfast, tomorrow”. Getting into camp just before 2pm I could tell we were in for a repeat performance of yesterday’s rain timing. I got my tent up and dried out, just in time for it to start raining again. This rain was just a slow drizzle that lasted several hours and into dinner. As I write this (6:30pm after dinner) the rain has stopped. If the pattern stays the same, things should be mostly dry by morning. 

We are now only 151km away from Livingstone, where Victoria Falls and the Zambezi River splits the borders  of four different countries (Zambia, Zimbabwe, Botswana and Namibia). We are also a day away from three wonderful rest days in a row. Although I feel like I’ve got my second wind, in terms of my energy levels, my legs will definitely enjoy the time off the bike.

A sign of things to come

TDA Stage 62 – Wet and Wild

This year’s TDA 2019 has been insanely lucky with the weather. Up until today it’s rained 3 times. Once in the middle of the night at the top of the Blue Nile Gorge in Ethiopia, once at the end of the day in Arusha, and a short drizzle on the climb out of the Chitimba Beach resort. None of it has been overly dramatic and I’ve only actually cycled in the rain once. I’ve been more wet from sweat, than rain. 

Today, I managed to avoid riding in the rain again by getting to camp early, but in my case that wasn’t a great thing. It gave me time to put up my tent before the sky opened up and dumped a torrential downpour on us. Now everything is soaking wet and my tent is covered in mud from the splashes of some very big raindrops. The rain stopped just as dinner was served (5:30pm) but the sky has stayed overcast. No sun means that everything that’s wet, will stay wet, until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest. That’s assuming we have sun. 

No need for a post ride shower now…

Rain has been so rare on this year’s ride, that almost all of the riders are enjoying it. It’s a novelty. It’s different. I don’t think I heard a single complaint from anyone. I know I enjoyed watching it lash the campsite, and the later riders all came in upbeat and only slightly wet. Granted, the deluge that hammered us was a fairly narrow band that didn’t intersect much with the direction the other riders were coming in from. They got lucky and missed the core of the storm. If our luck holds, it won’t rain anymore tonight, and by morning things will only be damp and won’t soak everything else in our day bags when we pack them. 

TDA Rest Day – Lusaka

The weary legs appreciated today’s day off. Even after fixing my bike issues last week, I was still pushing them hard the remaining days. We did a good chunk of mileage during this five day block (725km).

We are staying at a pleasant camp about 15km outside of town, so it’s nice and quiet. It has all the important things, cold Coke, warm showers, clean bathrooms and ample camping space so I don’t have noisy neighbours to wake me up.

Bamboo leaf bedding.

I’ve pitched my tent in a little grove of bamboo trees. They provide nice shelter from the daytime sun and house a wonderful assortment of chirping birds and squawking monkeys (although I can hear a fruit bat somewhere off in the distance, beep, beep, beep).

TDA set up a series of shuttles into town for anyone who wanted to head in. I passed on the option, as I’d have just spent all my money on junk food and ice cream. 

We are just three days from Victoria Falls now, another highlight of the journey. I’m really looking forward seeing the falls and bungee jumping off of them! 

Stage 61 – Be Quiet!

A few weeks ago, I mentioned how wonderful the sound can be here in Africa. Well, there are also some drawbacks too. As I lay here in my tent listening to the evening environmental sounds I’m reminded of some of the things that have kept me awake, or woken me up at some unreasonable hour. The main troublemakers are:

  • Dogs
  • Fruit Bats
  • Roosters
  • Humans

Dogs, for the most part, are wild here. No one really keeps them as pets. They mainly scavenge for food and run loose. At night they roam free and do a lot of barking at each other.

Fruit Bats. If your unlucky and pitch your tent under a tree with one in it, good luck sleeping. They make loud electronic chirping like sound that can go on for hours. The first time I heard it, I thought a building alarm had been set off. No one has actually seen the source of this sound but every few nights regardless of where we are (city or remote jungle camp) the loud unnatural sound will start eminating from a tree somewhere.

Roosters. I want to kill them all. Other than Sudan desert camps, they are everywhere there are humans. African roosters don’t seem to understand how to tell time. They start cock-a-doodle dooing about TWO hours before sunrise. Just pray there aren’t two within earshot of each other, because then they will do a continuing loop of call and response. I’ve suggested having rooster for breakfast many times so far.

Humans are the worst! With the exception Malawi and Zambia, every other African country we’ve cycled through has had an ongoing battle of what religious group can be the most annoying. Every mosque and church has loud speaker attached to it, and despite most places having no power for important things like refrigeration, they seem to be able to power their very loud and horribly distorted speakers. This way they can wake you up several times a night to remind you whos god is better.

So, if your a light sleeper, or have trouble getting back to sleep I’d strongly suggest bringing earplugs on your next TDA adventure. Just don’t sleep through your alarm or I’ll have to add “TDA cyclists” to the list.

TDA Stage 60 – Undulation Part 2

Did I mention I hate constantly riding up and down all day? I think I did. Today was another one of those days, however it wasn’t as bad as the last one. It was 300 meters less vertical, and the road was a bit more varied. 

The rolling hills of Zambia are covered in a wonderful variety of large canopy trees. The infinite variety of shapes and colours are a visual feast for the eyes. They keep my interest as I cycle. I also did something I haven’t done yet, I popped on my headphones and cranked some rocking tunes! The upbeat tempo of the music I was listening to propelled me up the hills and through the last 60km of “undulation”.  It got me into camp a lot faster than I would have if I had been riding “aux natural”. 

Zambia Sunset

TDA Stage 59 – Roll’n, Roll’n, Roll’n

Today was another long day on the road. 171km. Slightly shorter than yesterday, but a bit more vertical. The maintenance I did to my bike last night made a HUGE difference and I finished the ride a bit before 1pm. The day before I finished just before 3pm, so the two simple fixes I did to my bike shaved almost two hours off my ride time. A substantial energy saving! On top of that, I quite enjoyed the ride after lunch. While the Zambia scenery isn’t particularly inspiring, the perfect, curvy roads, with lots of fast descents made the kilometres pass quickly. 

That’s Zimbabwe over there.

We are camped next to the Luangwa River, which is split by the Zimbabwe border. So close, yet so far. We’re told the river is filled with crocodiles, or you could probably find a place to wade, or swim across. Rest assured, I won’t be trying. I’m going to save my Zimbabwe visit for Victoria Falls.